Ever notice how being high turns you into a philosopher? Last night, I stared at a lava lamp for an hour, pondering life's big questions. Like, if a tree falls in the forest and no one's around, does it make a sound? And more importantly, if I drop my taco on the floor and no one sees it, can I still eat it? These are the profound mysteries of the universe that only seem to come to mind when you're in a cloud of your own thoughts... and smoke