<div><div><picture><source height="281.25" media="(min-width: 1000px)" srcset="https://video-images.vice.com/articles/6585a0c8d6831034107b5f06/lede/1703257698299-new-project-27.jpeg?crop=1xw:1xh;center,center&amp;resize=20:*" width="500"></source><source height="337.5" media="(min-width: 700px)" srcset="https://video-images.vice.com/articles/6585a0c8d6831034107b5f06/lede/1703257698299-new-project-27.jpeg?crop=1xw:1xh;center,center&amp;resize=20:*" width="600"></source><source height="168.75" media="(min-width: 0px)" srcset="https://video-images.vice.com/articles/6585a0c8d6831034107b5f06/lede/1703257698299-new-project-27.jpeg?crop=1xw:1xh;center,center&amp;resize=20:*" width="300"></source><img alt="​Drake next to a Maybach; Lauren Sanchez on a yacht with friends." decoding="async" loading="eager"></img></picture></div><p>Drake next to a Maybach; Lauren Sanchez on a yacht wi. Photo: @champagnepapi and @laurenwsanchez</p></div><div data-component="BodyComponentRenderer"><p><span data-component="TextBlock">The Earth is <a href="https://www.vice.com/en/article/y3wbn7/a-major-climate-system-will-collapse-decades-ahead-of-schedule-and-unleash-devastation-scientists-predict">creaking under the hellish conditions</a> imposed by its parasitic human population. The <a href="https://www.vice.com/en/article/m7gy4q/joshimath-himalayan-town-sinking-india-hydropower">destruction of everything</a> we’ve ever known and will know comes clearer into view with each anomalous weather year. That means only one thing: It’s time for this month’s <a href="https://www.vice.com/en/article/y3we4m/celebrities-causing-climate-change-carbon-footprint-emissions">worst celebrity polluters! </a></span></p><p><span data-component="TextBlock">Honourable mentions go to Cristiano Ronaldo’s girlfriend, Georgina RodriÌguez, who is pictured <a href="https://www.instagram.com/p/C0JmmJHIjlu/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==" target="_blank">here late November</a> on a private jet, <a href="https://www.vice.com/en/article/y3wkwk/celebrity-private-jets-everything-wrong-with-society">and normie gf Taylor Swift and Labrador bf Travis Kelce</a>, who between them have apparently conjured <a href="https://www.thenews.com.pk/latest/1139248-taylor-swifts-love-story-with-travis-kelce-generates-138-tons-of-co2-in-3-months" target="_blank">138 tonnes of CO2 in three months</a>. We’re looking for the usual suspects of PJs, hummers, <a href="https://www.vice.com/en/article/z3bzba/the-insanely-specific-requests-of-mega-wealthy-superyacht-owners">big fuck off yachts</a> and the rest. We’re all sinners, but the following people, whether habitually or not, are climate linesteppers. </span><span data-component="TextBlock">They’re crossing into end of days, fucked up old testament territory with their emitting. So with that said, as we cap the end of the year, we hope you’ve enjoyed what we’re doing here and we’ll see who’s up to their dumb climate-change bullshit in 2024. Here are some bad guys from December:</span></p><p data-component="HeadingBlock"><h2><span>Jay Leno driving a Porsche 718 Cayman GT4 RS</span></h2></p><p><span data-component="TextBlock">Jay Leno is a recurring character in this column for the simple fact that he’s got a car show on YouTube. In any case, the Porsche 718 Cayman GT4 RS produces a decent amount of CO2, so why not get him on here once more?</span><span data-component="TextBlock"><em><strong>Carbon emissions of a Porsche Cayman: </strong>The </em>GT4 RS<em> <a href="https://www.autoexpress.co.uk/porsche/cayman/mpg" target="_blank">emits 299 grams </a>of CO2 per kilometre. Driving the car for 100km would emit around 29.9kg of CO2, roughly the same as burning 16 kilos of wood. </em></span><span></span></p><p data-component="HeadingBlock"><h2><span>Jerry Jones’ fancy mega-yacht docked on the Thames</span></h2></p><p><span data-component="TextBlock">The owner of the Dallas Cowboys has a mega-yacht named <a href="https://www.boatinternational.com/yachts/news/bravo-eugenia-yacht-london" target="_blank">Bravo Eugenia</a> currently parked up in the Thames. His yacht seems to pop up all over the world; while the yacht manufacturers claim its design and means it’s a third more energy efficient than boats of its size, it’s still a fucking mega yacht.</span><span data-component="TextBlock"><em><strong>Carbon emissions of a yacht:</strong></em><strong> </strong><em>A mega-yacht typically emits roughly <a href="https://www.independent.com/2021/09/04/mega-yacht-eco-issues/" target="_blank">7,020 tonnes of CO2 each year</a>, but this is a third more energy efficient, so let’s call it 4,680 tonnes of CO2. That’s about the same amount of C02 produced per passenger flying from <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/environment/ng-interactive/2019/jul/19/carbon-calculator-how-taking-one-flight-emits-as-much-as-many-people-do-in-a-year" target="_blank">London to Perth</a> and back 1,509 times.</em></span></p><p data-component="HeadingBlock"><h2><span>Jeff Bezos soon-to-be wife Lauren Sanchez ‘stuns on Bezos’ yacht’ </span></h2></p><p><span data-component="TextBlock">Yeah, so, just the gall of this woman. How flagrant do you want to be with your wealth and attitude towards the planet? <a href="https://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/celebrity/lauren-s%C3%A1nchez-puts-on-eye-popping-display-on-jeff-bezoss-yacht-to-celebrate-birthday/ar-AA1lOtdU" target="_blank">“Lauren Sanchez stuns in red dressâ€, though</a>.</span><span data-component="TextBlock"><em><strong>Carbon emissions of yet another yacht:</strong></em><strong> </strong><em>If mega-yachts emit roughly <a href="https://www.independent.com/2021/09/04/mega-yacht-eco-issues/" target="_blank">7,020 tonnes of CO2 each year</a>, that’s roughly the same amount of CO2 generated by 41 million regular-sized <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2009/mar/09/coke-carbon-footprint-innocent-smoothie" target="_blank">cans of Coke</a>.</em></span><span></span></p><p data-component="HeadingBlock"><h2><span>Floyd Mayweather and his McLaren 720S</span></h2></p><p><span data-component="TextBlock">The money man owns many a souped-up car, and this McLaren 720S is no different. What a career he had, though he surely should have lost to José Luis Castillo. Anyway, stop fucking up the planet for the sake of it, you lemon!</span><span data-component="TextBlock"><em><strong>Carbon emissions of a McLaren 720S: </strong>According to McLaren, the supercar produces <a href="https://cars.mclaren.com/en/super-series/720s" target="_blank">276g of CO2 per kilometre</a>. The average new car emits <a href="https://www.lightfoot.co.uk/news/2017/10/04/how-much-co2-does-a-car-emit-per-year/" target="_blank">120.1g per kilometre</a>.</em></span></p><p data-component="HeadingBlock"><h2><span>Drake next to some kind of Maybach</span></h2></p><p><span data-component="TextBlock">Yeah so, we weren’t sure about the actual car, but the soft king is a big fan of Maybachs. See him here in country-style dress stood by one.</span><span data-component="TextBlock"><em><strong>Carbon emission from a Mercedes-Maybach S680 4MATIC:</strong> Look, we’re not totally sure what kind of Maybach that is. But if we take Drake’s Mercedes-Maybach S680 4MATIC as an example – that produces 11.8 tonnes of CO2 over 15,000 miles or roughly a year’s usage. That’s about the same, per passenger, as flying return from London to LA seven times.</em></span><span data-component="TextBlock"><em><strong><a href="https://twitter.com/niche_t_" target="_blank">@niche_t_</a></strong></em></span></p></div><div><div><div><p><h3>ORIGINAL REPORTING ON EVERYTHING THAT MATTERS IN YOUR INBOX.</h3></p><p>By signing up, you agree to the <a href="https://vice-web-statics-cdn.vice.com/privacy-policy/en_us/page/terms-of-use.html">Terms of Use</a> and <a href="https://vice-web-statics-cdn.vice.com/privacy-policy/en_us/page/privacy-policy.html">Privacy Policy</a> &amp; to receive electronic communications from Vice Media Group, which may include marketing promotions, advertisements and sponsored content.</p></div></div></div>