Smoking weed doesn't make you paranoid. Weed being illegal does. It's like every time there's a knock on the door, you can't tell if it's the pizza you ordered or an undercover cop. And when you peek out the window and see a guy in a uniform, your heart drops... until you realize it's just the pizza delivery guy. Then there's this awkward moment where you're not sure if you should tip him or hug him, because let's face it, at that moment, he's the most beautiful sight in the world, holding the key to your munchies kingdom.