Well, well, well, look who finally decided to step up to the big leagues. I hope you've got your photo with you, 'cause after this fight, you'll need it to remember what your face used to look like.The only thing I'll be losing is time, beating you faster than anyone else in this division. You think you're ready for this? I've fought tougher opponents in my warm-up sessions. Oh, we will. I've seen your fights. You've got the speed of a tortoise and the strength of a paper bag. I'm surprised you don't get knocked out by the wind when you step into the octagon. Victory? The only victory you'll have is making it out of the ring in one piece. But hey, don't worry. After I'm done with you, I'll be sure to visit you in the hospital. I'll bring balloons. Oh, I'm counting down the days. See you in the ring, champ. Hope you're as good at fighting as you are at talking.