Someone said cannabis is all about peace and love. So, I tried it, and suddenly, I understood. There I was, feeling like a Zen master, in complete harmony with my couch. I didn't just sit on the couch; I became one with it. My snack bowl was my spirit animal, and the TV remote was my magic wand. It was a spiritual journey, from the living room to the kitchen and back. Namaste, right there on my sofa.